My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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