i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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