He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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