Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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