a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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