need another drink. this is the easiest way
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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