butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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