I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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