Well douche your snatch and let's go!
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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