we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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