in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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