Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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