i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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