Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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