She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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