Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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