you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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