Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.