Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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