Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?