Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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