Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
