i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
