so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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