he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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