I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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