U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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