Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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