So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
