"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Your tits are I can't wait for
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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