Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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