Where did you get a picture of my penis
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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