with your own penis?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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