whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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