that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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