In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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