I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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