Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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