white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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