Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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