VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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