What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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