That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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