don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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