Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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