It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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