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what?
penguin condom
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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