Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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