I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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