How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Randomize
