Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I know her cup size but not her name....
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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