how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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