would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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