is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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