was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I am naked and annoyed.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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