I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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