i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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