I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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