Dual....:-)
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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